These days I’ve been feeling lazy. My human owners keep trying to feed me, but I don’t want to eat. Not what they want me to eat. They don’t understand that I want blueberries or cantalope, fresh, not old. I like the canned food, but I’m getting bored of it. This is the season for fruity, fresh and very moist food!
The male human, I guess his name is Ramon, has taken me outside a couple times. Which is good because sometimes he plays with a white ball and some kind of piece of wood w/ a handle on it. That ball bounces around the house…I just don’t want it to hit me. I hear him saying, “I’m going to play ping ping.” What about playing with me outside, where I can roam and enjoy the breeze and nice animal sounds like bird chirping and crickets? I can also look for yummy earthworms!
Oh well. I like my log.